"There once was a time in this business when Alice had the eyes of the whole world!"

Alice,

you have neglected the blog for far too long, and it simply must stop!

Pretending you have a television career is really a sad excuse that has worn all too thin (like your hair)

Auntie's 'Pied Piper of Poshtershire' influence continues to ensnare more adoring followers... the latest of which is a funny little soul who drives fast cars (who I believe you met during your last alcoholic dry-out visit?)

Anyway, said sycophant commented on how fabulous our blog is/was (let's face it, all of the creativity flowed from Auntie)

We have adoring fans dear and we must respond... stop waiting for the phone to ring from that "agent" you thought you had...

The TV landscape has moved on and is looking for fresher (faced?) talent...

As Norma so eloquently put it "You *are* big Alice. It's the *TV* that got small."

Come back to Auntie's supportive, tanned and very toned arms

xxxx

Twisted