Wedding invites?

Dear Alice

Interesting to hear about your multiple invites to so called "glamorous media type" weddings.

I fear, dear heart, that serving canapes with an oiled and bare torso does not necessarily constitute a true invite.

Did you suck in your middle aged paunch when you went for the "audition"? (Not forgetting the shoe polish on that bright sun light reflecting bald spot)

Still... I am sure you'll be the bell of the ball... well at least of the wait staff!

Poor Alice, always a bridesmaid, never the bride.

Xx

Auntie